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Meet the Staff at Billings Army Navy Surplus... if you dare!

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Our staff are real people. Really. We did change our stories to protect you, the innocent, from the truth however. Far be it from us to let a little fabrication get in the way of introducing ourselves — so here we are:

The Brave, The Strong, The Very Irreverent Staff
at Billings Army Navy Surplus

Ready and willing to serve you when we're not horsing around, of course!

  • Eddie
    Eddie co-wrote Cowgirls in the Sand and My My Hey Hey with Neil Young. After becoming miffed when Neil chose a new co-writer for Hey Hey My My, he left to pursue his real love... surplus.
  • Robin
    Robin longed to follow in the path of Shirley Temple, singing and tap dancing her way into the hearts of America. Disappointed to discover she could neither sing nor dance, she married Eddie instead.
  • Mitch
    In the early 90s, Mitch was an understudy for Michael Flatley in River Dance. Touring up and down the East Coast his legs eventually got tired.
  • Buddy
    Buddy didn't make the final cut for the Rin Tin Tin movie remake. Wandering aimlessly afterwards, he ended up in Billings where he found Mitch.
  • Zach
    After idolizing Andre the Giant in his youth, Zach went on to spend 2 years with the WWF — he has the bed sheets to prove it. His stage name was Little Chief and we suspect that's why he is a Kansas City Chiefs fan.
  • Tom
    Tom was a member of the 1980 United States Olympic Gymnastics team at Lake Placid. His floor exercise was a little weak but boy could he mount a mean Pommel Horse! (He did not medal.)
  • Richard
    We can't verify rumors that Richard was a spy during the Cold War but it's not a good idea to approach him from the rear! After graduating from an Ivy League school, Richard went on to climb the corporate ladder, but...
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